“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.
I HATED INCEPTION SO MUCH BUT I LOVE THIS TO THE POINT OF CUTTING OFF MY OWN FACE
| — | Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via upon-the-heath) |
Welcome to my childhood. :D
It’s still my today!
EDWARD GOREY IS, AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN, MY SOUL MATE.
The future of healthcare, it seems.
The comments on tumblr congratulating him on being badass are making me want to set things on fire.
“Harry Potter has to go into the lake and find his Wheezy—”
“Find my what?”
“—and take his Wheezy back from the merpeople!”
“What’s a Wheezy?”
“Your Wheezy, sir, your Wheezy - Wheezy who is giving Dobby his sweater!”
“What?” Harry gasped. “They’ve got… they’ve got Ron?”
“The thing Harry Potter will miss most, sir!”
We’re trying something new. A video. I’m sure you hate it, but taking pictures didn’t illustrate well enough. We were asked about fake crying pretty much as soon as we posted the crying recovery post, so this is the logical follow up.
We couldn’t upload it directly to Tumblr because of the time limit (the girl went about 30 second over) but if all goes well it’s embedded above. As I’m sure you do hate it, here is a summary of the conclusion:
- Tilt head down.
- Tilt eyebrows up.
- Press lips together.
- Blink a lot.
- Sniff and gasp.
- Ramble.
If you hate it we shan’t do another video. They are quite time consuming, but pictures really didn’t work for this one.
SM
But if you do watch, I sing at the end. (It’s awful. So awful.) - AC
I tried this out just now and accidentally actually cried. Like, I single-perfect-teared and it ran down and dripped off my chin onto my hand and I just sat there for a couple minutes looking at it all O_o
The 100 Most Beautiful Words in English
Ailurophile A cat-lover.
Assemblage A gathering.
Becoming Attractive.
Beleaguer To exhaust with attacks.
Brood To think alone.
Bucolic In a lovely rural setting.
Bungalow A small, cozy cottage.
Chatoyant Like a cat’s…
The current top post of Reddit is currently a celebration of an image (possibly triggering) in which a gentleman with a snifter tells women that there are no girls on the internet, that any reference to gender that suggests femininity is attention whoring and that “tits or gtfo” is the only reasonable law of the internet because it is through this that women who are guilty of mentioning that they are women will finally see and acknowledge their lack of any worth that is not tit related.
I just actually cried. I do not cry. But I am just so tired of fighting for scraps and I get complacent on Reddit sometimes if I am careful of what topics I peruse.
The link to the comments section of the post is here if you want to see some of the most heartfelt mansplaining and outright misogyny the internet has to offer: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rivt1/tldr_tits_or_gtfo_x_post_from_4chan/
UNWASHED NERD TARTLETS -or- DAUNTLESS, TENDER WRATH.
Rolls right off the tongue.
HMM! AT THE TITS
PICKLE POP ECSTATIC!
I just got my next song title. :)
I’m White Yank.**
**Totally putting this on a shield and running into battle. Don’t question me, I’m the White Yank.
“I AM A PITTANCE TO LAD” - da hale is this??? haha
Let’s pause for some fun.
“JET HOT OZZIE” … hmmmm … I guess I’ll take it? If you’re gonna be hot, be jet hot.
FJP: We’re in — Ur Fun Jams Projectile Tour.
Booby Trap Large Ass
NOT IRK MYSTIC
I am… REPTILIAN SNAKE!
